CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT OBAMA!

May our new Democratic Overlords usher in a new era of forced gay marriages and all the abortions you can eat! You know... because abortions are fun and every gal wants to have one.

Though a thought occurs...If we abort all of the babies then where will we get all the children for our gays to adopt and molest?! I can see why the Catholic church is so "pro-life".

I guess we'll just have to get our government to give us some. They can give away babies that are manufactured in Mexico to all of us waiting in line to get our Government Cheese. Of course those Mexican babies come with Mexican parents who will get the red-carpet royal treatment health care and welfare.

So put on your turbans and get ready for four years of awesome! (The turbans will be required once Obama lets the Muslims invade. Get yours now!)